||[20 Jun 2004|04:20pm]
MISSY IS A MOTHER!
15 KIDS! 18 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
MISSY IS A WIFE! 3 WIVES!
I had 4 kids yesterday and adopted 1. So me and Ashley have Sushi, Sushi, Tuna, Salmon, and Coy. *Nods*
Today, Cookie humped me without protection. So, I decided it'd only be right to get married since we were going to have a family too. But on the honeymoon, we forgot protection again and I got pregnant with another kid. Making twins. Our twins together are Pooh and Posh.
While pregnant, Codi got all "MARRY ME! *Humps*" So it became triplets. =-O! Then she became pregnant with Quadruplets. She humped me again on the honey moon, and made me pregnant with twins again and she became pregnant with another kid. So at once, I was carrying 5 kids and she was carrying 5 kids.
She gave birth to Davey, Jade, Hunter, Smith, and Adam. I have birth to Pooh, Posh, Fritch, Robert, and Brian.
So now.. here are my kids:
Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, and Brian.
Holy shit! O_________O
If I get pregnant again, I don't know what I'll do!
EDIT:OMD OMD OMD
I bought 4 cows to feed the 15 kids, but we had an extra utter, so we had to make an even number of babies! So I made Ashley have 1 more!
Then Codi popped out another one, making 17! So I had to have one to make it even, and made it 18! So I had to buy another cow and cut off two of its utters!
OMD! *Ties everyones tubes* STOP HUMPING ME!
So. Meet our NEW kids. x_________________X
Hallebet, Jack, and Will.
Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, Jack, Hallebet, Will and Brian
Donations kindly accepted.
Edit Edit:: Sarah had two more kids! OMD! We named them Grace and Ben!
Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, Jack, Hallebet, Will, Grace, Ben and Brian will appreciate it.