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[09 Jul 2004|09:36am]
[ mood | excited ]

Yeah, so... all of you should pay attention to my previous entry. *Nods*


I'll probably actually do the list clean on Monday, so you have a few days to comment and such, and until I get back from my trip. xD So, comment saying you want to stay and such. <3




So, Kittie is tomorrow. VICTORY SEX!!!


I'm uber excited. =^.^=

5 // god child.

[06 Jul 2004|09:45am]
[ mood | calm ]

So meh.

I have to look up numbers in Springfield. Camping will be fun. I wonder how early we'll get there, I want to arrive early for Kittie. xD



Surely, Kittie will make the three hour car ride worth both my and my dad's time. I'll demand a victory orgy, or something. Haha. xD



If anyone else wants to hear my growl, IM me on AIM. xD It's the best ever.

AIM - missy x core
MSN - X3V1LP03X@msn.com


<3



I've also gotten myself a GreatestJournal. Add me. xD

http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/xcock_starx/

16 // god child.

[05 Jul 2004|02:18pm]
[ mood | amused ]

The Battle of Deer LakeCollapse )

xD

9 // god child.

[29 Jun 2004|11:34am]



JOIN IT. I made it a pretty banner. ^_________________^





I went to see KISS last night.



I've realized two things.


1. I want to wax Paul Stanley's chest.

2. If I EVER have to see Poison again, I'll burn off my motherfucking ears. >__<



Kiss rocked, though. And I got a poster. ^_^
2 // god child.

[26 Jun 2004|12:57pm]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLEENA!


I remembered. ^_^ xD




I'm going to Kittie. *Frolics*
3 // god child.

blood spilled . heart felt . head filled . play dead [25 Jun 2004|01:50am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I'm in such a Kittie mood. xD


I *THINK* I am going to see Kittie July 10th in Springfield, Missouri. Which will be awesome. :D But springfield is 3 hours away or so. But meh. :D


Seriously, I think my dad likes Kittie more than I do.


Clues:


Earlier he was ranting and raving that he missed them when they came here on Ozzfest. Quote: "I bet I was sitting with my thumb in my ass through Limp Bizkit while they were playing at second stage. I'll be super pissed if I find THAT out, because Kittie is TWICE the band Limp Bizkit will be!"


All summer he's been all "Man, they should join Ozzfest!" and asking questions about them. When I told him that Lisa had replaced Jeff on guitar and they were releasing a new CD in July, he said "Man, maybe they'll join Ozzfest now!"



Then when I told him Kittie would be showing their new video on Headbanger's Ball, and would also host the episode, he literally spit his drink out and said "REALLY?! NO WAY."



Today, I said "Kittie is touring, but they skipped St. Louis. :(" And he asked "Well, are they coming anywhere in Missouri?" So I told him, yes, Springfield. He said "Man, check if it is on a weekend. Maybe we can drive."



Which totally caught me off guard. Because my dad wants to drive three hours to see a band he's already seen twice. Which is fucking awesome, but Kittie just never seemed like a band he would drive that far for, you know. He likes them more than I thought he did. :D





I hope I see them again. They're awesome. The last time I saw them I caught part of Mercedes drum. :D I have it hanging on my wall. <3333

1 // god child.

Stolen from Mercedes. xP [23 Jun 2004|10:51am]
[ mood | blank ]

Meme.Collapse )


Places Meme.Collapse )



Eep, yesterday I IMed Mercedes and we were talking about the time when we first met. xD We had such a blast.

Like the first time we 'met', we were randomly commenting on each other's UJ. Then she IMed me all *Randomly IMs* Haha, it was great. Then we stayed up until 4 AM like EVERY night until school started entering the contest for Mick from Slipknot's guitar, hitting the Backspace and Enter button. xD


I also remember when we said we wanted to go to Iowa and find all of Slipknot's houses based on pictures we had. xD And when we wanted to get piggy back rides from Jim and Mick. xP


Ohhhh, MERCEDES. Do you remember Chocolate Covered Peanuts, or Mr. Yoo? Haha. xP



Those were the good days. :D

Another random fact: (I think) Mercedes and I met on August 6th, 2002.


Moving on. xP




Okay, so me and my dad went to UMB (Concert venue) the other day to pick up our KISS tickets, and since I've never been there before and it's at the same venue Ozzfest will take place, I asked him to show me where the second stage is. So after we got the tickets we walked over to where the entrance is, and there was the second stage.

Me: Oh, okay.. Erm, the ground is just concrete?
Dad: Yeah, it is.
Me: .. Well, do they put anything down?
Dad: Nope.
Me: So if I fall, I'm screwed?
Dad: Basically.


Hahaha. I'm gunna die. But I'll make Caleb or Jason or Chris or Dad or whoever else is going catch me, since I'm the only girl and they should protect me.


Unless it's like Korn again. Bastards.


I went to see Korn for my birthday one year, and my dad invited Jason and Chris along. Okay, that's fine. Korn gets on stage and starts to play, a mosh pit starts to form.. Where are the men? They're all hiding behind me.


Jason was a football player and Chris and my Dad are both full grown men. >> I was so mad. xD I'm all "oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY."



Fuckers.




Yeah, my birthday is on Sunday. :D My mom is bugging me to know what I want to do for it. I think I might just go out with her and Dad like I did last year. That was fun.


But I don't know if I want to, because of the friction between me and my mom lately.



I mean, she might not want to go eat with a failure. Or a dyke, or a stupid fuck, or a stupid attention whore.


Bitch. >_<

2 // god child.

[22 Jun 2004|07:36pm]
Okay, final line-up. xD


Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Hallebet, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, Brian, Dante, Pooh, Posh, Will, Grace, Jack, Ben, and Geezer Layne.


Oh, and Oinker the pig. o_o




Geezer Layne is a rockstar, man.
4 // god child.

[21 Jun 2004|12:56pm]
.... OMD.





... 21 kids is alot. After this one is born, I'm digging out my uterus. >_______<




It happened while mini-golfing. :O
god child.

[20 Jun 2004|04:20pm]
OMD! OMD!


MISSY IS A MOTHER! 15 KIDS! 18 KIDS!!!!!!!!!!
20 KIDS.

MISSY IS A WIFE! 3 WIVES!


OMD.



I had 4 kids yesterday and adopted 1. So me and Ashley have Sushi, Sushi, Tuna, Salmon, and Coy. *Nods*


Today, Cookie humped me without protection. So, I decided it'd only be right to get married since we were going to have a family too. But on the honeymoon, we forgot protection again and I got pregnant with another kid. Making twins. Our twins together are Pooh and Posh.

While pregnant, Codi got all "MARRY ME! *Humps*" So it became triplets. =-O! Then she became pregnant with Quadruplets. She humped me again on the honey moon, and made me pregnant with twins again and she became pregnant with another kid. So at once, I was carrying 5 kids and she was carrying 5 kids.

She gave birth to Davey, Jade, Hunter, Smith, and Adam. I have birth to Pooh, Posh, Fritch, Robert, and Brian.


So now.. here are my kids:

Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, and Brian.




Holy shit! O_________O


If I get pregnant again, I don't know what I'll do!





EDIT:OMD OMD OMD


I bought 4 cows to feed the 15 kids, but we had an extra utter, so we had to make an even number of babies! So I made Ashley have 1 more!

Then Codi popped out another one, making 17! So I had to have one to make it even, and made it 18! So I had to buy another cow and cut off two of its utters!


OMD! *Ties everyones tubes* STOP HUMPING ME!


So. Meet our NEW kids. x_________________X

Hallebet, Jack, and Will.


Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, Jack, Hallebet, Will and Brian



Donations kindly accepted.


Edit Edit:: Sarah had two more kids! OMD! We named them Grace and Ben!



PLEASE DONATE TO THE MISSY'S FAMILY LINE NEEDS TO STOP EXPANDING FUND.


Sushi, Sushi, Coy, Tuna, Salmon, Pooh, Posh, Davey, Jade, Hunter, Adam, Smith, Fritch, Robert, Jack, Hallebet, Will, Grace, Ben and Brian will appreciate it.
5 // god child.

OMD, I'M A MOTHER! [20 Jun 2004|09:57am]
[ mood | motherly ]

MISSY IS A MOTHER!

I shall show you!Collapse )


And so, now we have Sushi Troub von Payne, Tuna Troub von Payne, Coy Troub von Payne, and Salmon Troub von Payne.

Oh, and the 5th child Sushi Tuna Philip Lee Von Martin.

*Nods*






In other news, I'm seeing Kiss and Poison. . . For free! xD

6 // god child.

[17 Jun 2004|02:34pm]
Dear Cookie,

I <3 you.



<3, Missy.


xD



I need to go on a diet. Bleh. *Hides all the food in the house* >_<
9 // god child.

[15 Jun 2004|01:25am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

God dammit, this shit pisses me off.


Earlier, me and my mom got into it about gay marriage.

Her: Well, it's wrong because it says in the bible that it's morally wrong.
Me: ... Well, doesn't it also say in the bible that sex before marriage is wrong?
Her: Well yeah, bu..
Me: Well I went to your wedding. Does that make me morally wrong?
Her: No, that's .. that's different! God made a man to fit into a woman for the purpose of reproducing.


Sure, that's true. But you know what? Straight couples abuse that purpose everyday and neglect the consequences of it just as much. We have man and woman to populate the earth.. But I think the earth is well over populated. Sex is for reproduction and reproduction only, not pleasure. But why do they use that against gays when straight couple abuse the privilige as well?

If we had more gay couples, then more children in orphanages and homes would get adopted, and the country wouldn't be so over populated. More children would have good homes, and it'd be a better balance. Gay men can't have kids naturally. So they're likely to donate sperm for those women who have husbands who are unable too.

Therefore, we'd still be reproducing. And it'd even be more balanced out than before.

Hell, the government can't even take care of the citizens it has now. So why should the bible get thrown down on couples saying "man and woman were built to reproduce" when they're doing them a favor in the end.

Ah, yes. The bible.

My mom smokes. My dad smokes and drinks. I went to their wedding. Tell me, doesn't the bible say that's wrong, too? So why do they do it?

I'll tell you why. They don't care if it's in the bible or not. If they did, they'd watch their step more carefully and wouldn't do things like that to defy the bible. People, like my mother, only use the bible as an excuse to hate gay couples. My mom cannot give any other reason to look down her nose and frown at same sex couples besides the bible. She just hates it in general, and uses that to save her skin as a reason.

So, is this god's country or a free country?

They need to figure it out, because they're having one hell of a time trying to even it out. It's one or the other, since both clash so profusely. It's a walk in the park if you're a straight, white, christian male with some authority and a voice in government.

And that's all I have to say.

8 // god child.

Raggedy Ann. [11 Jun 2004|12:25am]
[ mood | artistic ]

A 12 stitch smile sits and cries
On a shelf with beaded eyes
A childhood dream with crimson red
A perished memory in the back of our heads
Silent screams on deaf ears
Ripped apart by children's fears
Needles stabbing to repair
Tangled locks of auburn hair
Seams grow forlorn with the pain
Beaded eyes reflect the stains
Watch the pieces fall apart
Replace the stitching on her heart
Charcoal eyes stare into space
A scarlet stain on a quilted face





For anyone who cares to read it. ^_^
6 // god child.

I wish I could eat your cancer. [10 Jun 2004|10:48am]
[ mood | cranky ]

In the middle of the night I woke up and nearly ripped my nosering out. It hurt like a mother fucker, and I couldn't get it back in. >_<

Then I woke up this morning and it's all crusted with dried blood and shit, and the blister there looks like a blood blister now. So I washed it really good, but couldn't find the Bactene. >_<;;;;


It's still a tad sore now. When my mom gets home I'll have to ask her where the bactene is.



My sisters eye lid is all puffy, too. o______O That's bizarre. If it gets any bigger/ sore, then I'll call my grandma.



Hmmm... Waffles are yummy.

8 // god child.

Advertising. [09 Jun 2004|10:33pm]
Metal Lives -- James message board. Join it.

Take a Number -- Take a Number Forums.. If you're a Stone Sour fan, join it. Or just join it since you know you love me. :D

Bunniforums -- Bunnilings messageboard. I know I posted it earlier, but since I'm in an advertising mood I'll do it again. :D




Why am I posting these, you ask? Because people need to fucking post. >_< xD


...So out of things to say.
god child.

Can you feel this? [09 Jun 2004|02:36pm]
[ mood | / excited ]

The Masters Of Metal To Rock The Main Stage At OZZfest

The original Black Sabbath and the original Judas Priest all on the same stage... There's no place else but OZZfest 2004 to see it for yourself!

Two of the masters, the architects of metal music as we know it today, will perform back to back on the ninth annual OZZfest outing. Since the April 27 release of the CD/DVD Black Box: The Complete Original Black Sabbath (1970-1978), there's been enormous public demand for a Black Sabbath tour. After initially declining an offer to join Black Sabbath members Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi and Geezer Butler for a reunion on Ozzfest 2004, drummer Bill Ward has now reconsidered. Judas Priest has also reunited and will perform together for the first time in more than 12 years.

Make sure and pick up your copy of this month's Revolver Magazine featuring OZZfest on the cover and throughout. You can see the cover on OZZfest.com now.

New line-up additions include Throwdown and Darkest Hour. For a complete and updated list of bands on this year's OZZfest check out OZZfest.com. In addition, OZZfest Radio has added even more music for your metal listening pleasure. Coming soon to OZZfest.com is footage from the Ozzfest 2004 Press Conference. Stay Tuned!



Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. So orgasmic!



FYE – For Your Entertainment is back on OZZfest!

FYE, the country's largest specialty music store has signed up to be the exclusive music sponsor of OZZfest 2004 for the fourth year in a row!

The team from FYE will be bringing along their Autograph Tent to give you the exclusive chance to meet your favorite artist at the show. Swing by the Village of the Damned to meet Slayer, Zakk Wylde, Atreyu, Slipknot, Hatebreed and many more. Each day we will post who is signing and when. Then check back with us throughout the day, you never know what surprise guests may show up at the FYE Autograph Tent!

During the tour point your mouse to fye.com (ww.fye.com) and enter to win a signed guitar. Each and every artist has given us a signed guitar to give away. That's over 20 signed guitars! You won't find this opportunity anywhere else.

With the addition of Black Sabbath, the line up for OZZfest went from great to amazing. And to make it better, every day FYE will giveaway "Black Sabbath Black Box: The Complete Original Black Sabbath (1970-1978) Box Set" to one lucky winner. You need to stop by the FYE Autograph Tent to enter for your chance to win the entire Black Sabbath recorded legacy!

FYE – For Your Entertainment will be the one place at OZZfest to discover new and exciting entertainment. We are also the place to get up close and personal with your favorite artists. Ozzy said he is ready to rock and FYE is ready to roll. See ya on the road.



I want to win a guitar! And meet people in the tent! I SHALL!

Missy has a mission!



Hahahahaha, Mercedes! Remember our guitar contest? lmao.




Other fun: I'm a Hairless Mummy Buddy The first of my kind! lmao.

3 // god child.

[09 Jun 2004|01:07pm]
Codi, I don't know if you're on my friends list. And if you are, I don't know your username. T____T;;; So if you are on it, or I'm on yours, then comment and tell meeee.


And if you are: I'm going to start your lay-out soon. Any pictures/ other details you want in it tell me. :D
god child.

I wear you like a stain - Yet I'm the one who's obscene. [09 Jun 2004|11:47am]
[ mood | tired ]

There are alot of people on my friends list I don't know/don't comment to.

I think I might do a list clean sometime today. If you are removed the reason is probably:

1. I don't know you that well.
2. I never comment anyway.. Or vice versa.
3. You never update.


If, for some oddball reason, you want to get to know me and perhaps want me to start commenting more (or, again, vice versa) and are afraid you're one of the ones I'm going to delete, then feel free to comment in this entry saying you'd like to stay. :) I don't mind having you at all. <3

If you're a good friend of mine (you know who you all are, haha) then don't worry about getting deleted. <3




Meh. I didn't go to bed until fucking 5 in the morning and those fuckers woke me up and dragged me out of bed at 8 saying they needed me to babysit. Well, then my mom got on the phone when they were about to leave and stayed on for two hours and my dad got home anyway.


Which pisses me off, because now I'm too sleepy to do anything and too awake to go back to sleep.


My dad went with them anyway... So I guess I have to stay up. But still. @$$^T$#XJ@%^$#$@# ^#$

They're bringing me a slurpee on the way home, though. *Nods* So that's good.



I need to make some new icons. I just grabbed a couple old ones I used to have for the sake of saying I was finished.. Haha. I'm going to go make some. <3




Oh! Before I forget, since Katie was nice enough to host my site..


JOIN BUNNIFORUMS!

*Nods* And if you don't, I'll come after you. :D

12 // god child.

Faith is accidental. [09 Jun 2004|04:13am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

So. The day before yesterday, I got the Slipknot album. ^________^


I am quite pleased. I love it. <3




Something my mom said yesterday really bugged me. As she was walking out the door, something came up on the news about gay marriages, and she started to go on a rant about how wrong it was and this and that.. And I don't know why I didn't lose my temper right then and there, but I was so angry.


I don't know why it gets to people that same sex couples would like the equal oppurtunity that heterosexual couples get. Even if your side of the story is "Well if they really love each other, then they don't need papers to prove it." This is true.

So how come heterosexual couples do?

Too fucking late/ early to be getting into this.. but hell. >.< Some people are so inconsiderate.. Honestly.





That's pretty much all.


Oh, and I made a new layout. Check it out. :D


Because it's 4:16 in the fucking morning and it took me two god damn hours, haha.


I'm going to bed. <3

12 // god child.

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